Posted by: keboch on: Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Late Show Top Ten
Top Ten Questions on the Barack Obama Running Mate Application
10. “How much experience do you have doing nothing?”
9. “Do you have any crazy clergymen we should know about?”
8. “Will you help your oil company buddies achieve record profits by screwing consumers?”
7. “How many friends do you have on Facebook?”
6. “Can your charisma [...]
If you think gas which is nearly on $4.00 per gallon is expensive…Just think how many of us use and pay for these items on a daily basis:
-Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 … $10.32 per gallon
-Lipton Iced Tea 16 oz $1.19 ……….$9.52 per gallon
-Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 ….. $10.17 per gallon
-Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 [...]
Posted by: keboch on: Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Every once in a while in life…you run into a genius with a true talent!!
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I’m married.
2. Nope, no more booze [...]
Posted by: keboch on: Wednesday, June 11, 2008
~thanks to garythexton!
Posted by: keboch on: Wednesday, June 11, 2008
~thanks to garythexton!
What They're Saying