Archive for August 22nd, 2008
Watching an Eclipse
Posted by: keboch on: Friday, August 22, 2008
Briefsafe
Posted by: keboch on: Friday, August 22, 2008
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The Most Functional English Word
Posted by: keboch on: Friday, August 22, 2008
Well, it’s shit … that’s right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit,
forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit,
while others can’t tell the difference between shit and shineola.There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and [...]
Survey Says
Posted by: keboch on: Friday, August 22, 2008
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86% of men in Detroit said they have enjoyed sex in the shower.
The other 14% said they haven’t been to jail yet.
Interview With A Retiree
Posted by: keboch on: Friday, August 22, 2008
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How many days in a week?
6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
When is a retiree’s bedtime?
Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it might take all day.
What’s the biggest gripe of retirees?
There’s not enough time to get everything done.
Why don’t retirees mind being called Seniors?
The term comes [...]
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