Archive for August 31st, 2008
Three Mice
Posted by: keboch on: Sunday, August 31, 2008
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Three mice went into a bar one evening. They all bellied up to the bar and each ordered a shot of quervo. The first mouse, downs his shot and looks at his 2 buddies and says “ya know, I’m the toughest mouse here…I go looking for mouse traps just so I can do chin ups”.
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Laundry Day at the White House
Posted by: keboch on: Sunday, August 31, 2008
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Work Phones
Posted by: keboch on: Sunday, August 31, 2008
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The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting.
Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone.
I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.
Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.
Son: [...]
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Posted by: keboch on: Sunday, August 31, 2008
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Groaners
Posted by: keboch on: Sunday, August 31, 2008
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What would happen if Satan lost his hair?
There would be hell toupee.
When someone insults me I usually have a great comeback but I just keep it to myself. Does this make me mentally retorted?
Problems with my laptop required calling the dreaded company help line. The service rep, based in another country, did not speak English [...]
Murphy Laws For Frequent Flyers
Posted by: keboch on: Sunday, August 31, 2008
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1. No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight.
2. If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal.
3. If you arrive very early for a flight, it inevitably will be delayed.
4. Flights never leave from [...]
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