Archive for September 5th, 2008
Funny License Plate
Posted by: keboch on: Friday, September 5, 2008
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VP In Training
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Health Form Submission
Posted by: keboch on: Friday, September 5, 2008
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Superior Health Insurance
ATTN: Claims Review
1423 W. 90th St.
New York, NY 10016
Dear Sir:
This letter is in response to your recent letter requesting a more detailed explanation concerning my recent internment at Methodist Hospital. Specifically, you asked for an expansion in reference to Block 21 a3 of the claim form (reason for hospital visit). On the original [...]
Office Rules
Posted by: keboch on: Friday, September 5, 2008
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Office Rules
SICK DAYS:
We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are
able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
SURGERY:
Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all
your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact.
To have [...]
Feeling the Gas Crunch
Posted by: keboch on: Friday, September 5, 2008
The Town Fire Chief
Posted by: keboch on: Friday, September 5, 2008
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Felix was playing golf with our town’s fire chief when
he hit a ball into the rough. As Felix headed for the
brush to find his ball, the chief warned him, “Be
careful, the rattlesnakes are out.”
The chief explained that calls had been coming in all
week requesting assistance with removing the snakes.
“You’ve got to be kidding,” Felix replied [...]
Late Night – Wednesday 9/3/08
Posted by: keboch on: Friday, September 5, 2008
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The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
Joe Lieberman, who ran as a Democrat in 2000 as Al Gore’s vice presidential nominee, spoke at the Republican Convention last night. A Democrat at the Republican Convention. That’s like Bill Clinton speaking at a sexual abstinence rally.
John McCain arrived in Minnesota today. The last time he visited that state [...]
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