Posted by: keboch on: Monday, September 15, 2008
Posted by: keboch on: Monday, September 15, 2008
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Posted by: keboch on: Monday, September 15, 2008
Warning: New Virus Identified
There’s a new virus going around. It is called C-Nile. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of it so be warned. It appears to affect mostly those of us who were born before 1960.
Symptoms of C-Nile Virus:
1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice
2. Causes [...]
Posted by: keboch on: Monday, September 15, 2008
Posted by: keboch on: Monday, September 15, 2008
1. Ask to borrow a comb, comb your tongue.
2. Take random objects in his office and glue them to the floor.
3. Refuse to cooperate unless he trades his pants.
4. Bring pots and pans. Bang them together when he asks a question you don’t like.
5. After everything he says, say, “And how does that make you [...]
Posted by: keboch on: Monday, September 15, 2008
Posted by: keboch on: Monday, September 15, 2008
Aries March 21 – April 19
Though you are a vindictive, cruel, and miserable son of a bitch, you will be rewarded with great happiness and good fortune this week. This is just how the universe works.
Taurus April 20 – May 20
Try as you might, you will be unable to convince the judge that the big [...]
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