Posted by: keboch on: Friday, September 19, 2008
Posted by: keboch on: Friday, September 19, 2008
At the end of my factory shift, I was asked to purchase some supplies. The machines’ conveyor belts needed talcum powder to prevent them from sticking, and we had run out of aspirin for workers with noise-induced tension headaches.
I drove to the nearest store and loaded a shopping cart with four cases of baby powder [...]
Posted by: keboch on: Friday, September 19, 2008
Posted by: keboch on: Friday, September 19, 2008
Posted by: keboch on: Friday, September 19, 2008
The top ten signs you’ve hired the wrong kid to rake your leaves:
10. He charges you by the leaf.
9. Keeps asking where he should plug in the rake.
8. Picks up leaves one at a time, dips them in nacho cheese and eats them.
7. Says, “This’ll just take a minute,” and starts soaking your lawn with [...]
Posted by: keboch on: Friday, September 19, 2008
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
Not a good sign: I swung by my bank today to make a withdrawal — it’s now a nail salon.
President Bush has a plan to get us out the financial crisis: In January, he leaves office.
Last night, Barack Obama held a fundraiser. It was $28,500 a plate — $28,500! To [...]
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