Archive for September 27th, 2008
Married Life
Posted by: keboch on: Saturday, September 27, 2008
From my huband:
WHEN I WAS MARRIED 25 YEARS, I TOOK A LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD [...]
Donuts and Bacon
Posted by: keboch on: Saturday, September 27, 2008
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Painting The Pool
Posted by: keboch on: Saturday, September 27, 2008
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Installing A Husband
Posted by: keboch on: Saturday, September 27, 2008
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Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
* Romance 9.5 and
* Personal Attention 6.5,
and then installed undesirable programs [...]
Talk Show Hosts – Theirs vs Ours
Posted by: keboch on: Saturday, September 27, 2008
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This is the hostess for an Italian TV talk show.
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This is the hostess for an American TV talk show.
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Where in the hell did we go wrong?
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~thanks ACDottie!
This Just In – Man Charged With Passing Gas at Cop
Posted by: keboch on: Saturday, September 27, 2008
SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. (Sept. 25) — A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.
Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, [...]
Late Night Thursday 9/25/08
Posted by: keboch on: Saturday, September 27, 2008
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The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
Sen. John McCain got personally involved in bailout yesterday. He bailed on the David Letterman show.
As you know, John McCain wants to suspend his debate with Barack Obama until the economic crisis is over. And Sarah Palin wants to suspend her debate with Joe Biden until she can find Europe [...]
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