Posted by: keboch on: Sunday, November 16, 2008
Posted by: keboch on: Sunday, November 16, 2008
Posted by: keboch on: Sunday, November 16, 2008
A dottering, old professor of logic asked his College class
a question.”If Philadelphia is 100 miles from New York and Chicago is
1000 miles from Philadelphia and Los Angeles is 2000 miles
from Chicago, and the Moon is 239,000 miles from Earth, how
old am I?”
A student in the back of the class raised his hand and when
called upon [...]
Posted by: keboch on: Sunday, November 16, 2008
Posted by: keboch on: Sunday, November 16, 2008
Well, you could call this love poetry if you are drunk and horny)
May you live as long as you want to;
May you want to as long as you live.
If I’m asleep when you want to, wake me;
If I’m awake and don’t want to, make me.
Here’s to you, I’m glad that I metcha,
And now that I [...]
Posted by: keboch on: Sunday, November 16, 2008
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