Posted by: keboch on: Monday, November 17, 2008
A week after their wedding, the redneck newlyweds, Ed and Arlene, paid a visit to their doctor.
“You ain’t gonna believe this, Doc,” said the husband. “My thingy’s turnin’ blue.”
“That’s pretty unusual,” said the doctor. “Let me examine you.”
The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, the redneck’s “thingy” really was blue.
The doctor turns to the wife, [...]
Posted by: keboch on: Monday, November 17, 2008
Posted by: keboch on: Monday, November 17, 2008
Posted by: keboch on: Monday, November 17, 2008
These 12 are comments made on students’ report cards by teachers in the New
York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded but maybe they
had a point!
1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started
to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. [...]
Posted by: keboch on: Monday, November 17, 2008
Posted by: keboch on: Monday, November 17, 2008
Your Birthday Today
Your crude sense of humor will offend many this week, while the amount you supposedly charge for a standard mustache ride will offend the rest.
Aries March 21 – April 19
It seems that for every step forward, you take two to the side, three back, and then trip and fall off the side of [...]
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