Late Night Monday 8/11/08


The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

The Olympics has started. There are some sports in the Olympics that there never used to be. Beach volleyball? How is that a sport? Beach volleyball used to be a few girls playing volleyball and the boys would say, “Hey — there’s some girls playing volleyball . . . wanna go over there?”

Then they break the swimming up into different strokes. Can’t you just swim as fast as you can?

It turns out the Chinese faked part of the opening ceremonies. They made the fireworks look more lively. It’s the same technology they use for John McCain.

According to rumors, John McCain and Barack Obama are both trying to get Angelina Jolie’s endorsement. John Edwards is just trying to get her number.

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