Corporate Condoms


Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms.
They would become fashionable and companies would probably advertise more openly.* Nike Condoms: Just do it

* Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling

* Ford Condoms: The ride of your life

* Optus Condoms: Yes!

* Duracell Condoms: Keep going and going and going

* Pringles Condoms: Once you pop you can’t stop

* Hyundai Condoms: All day, every day

* Tip Top Condoms: Good onya mum – (available in Tasmania only)

* Panasonic Condoms: Even more than you expected

* VB Condoms: As a matter of fact, I’ve got one now

* Swan Lager Condoms: They said you’d never make it….

* Vegemite Condoms: Puts a rose in every cheek

* Levi Condoms: Do you fit the legend?

* Nescafe Condoms: It brings you together.

* Quicken Condoms: Quicken Easy

The following brands would probably not sell very well…..

* AFL Condoms: I’d Like to See That

* Goodyear Condoms: If it only saves you once a year….

* RTA Condoms: Speed kills

* Nobby’s Condoms: Nibble Nobby’s Nuts

* Bolle Condoms: Put them on your face

* Aussie Homeloans Condoms: We’ll save you

~thanks Gary!

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