Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms.
They would become fashionable and companies would probably advertise more openly.* Nike Condoms: Just do it
* Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling
* Ford Condoms: The ride of your life
* Optus Condoms: Yes!
* Duracell Condoms: Keep going and going and going
* Pringles Condoms: Once you pop you can’t stop
* Hyundai Condoms: All day, every day
* Tip Top Condoms: Good onya mum – (available in Tasmania only)
* Panasonic Condoms: Even more than you expected
* VB Condoms: As a matter of fact, I’ve got one now
* Swan Lager Condoms: They said you’d never make it….
* Vegemite Condoms: Puts a rose in every cheek
* Levi Condoms: Do you fit the legend?
* Nescafe Condoms: It brings you together.
* Quicken Condoms: Quicken Easy
The following brands would probably not sell very well…..
* AFL Condoms: I’d Like to See That
* Goodyear Condoms: If it only saves you once a year….
* RTA Condoms: Speed kills
* Nobby’s Condoms: Nibble Nobby’s Nuts
* Bolle Condoms: Put them on your face
* Aussie Homeloans Condoms: We’ll save you