Late Show Top Ten


Top Ten NASA Excuses

10. Didn’t think it was a big deal
9. We would like to visit these aliens, but gas is so darn expensive
8. Too much Tang
7. Been sort of preoccupied with this giant asteroid that’s headed toward Earth
6. We were waiting to reveal it on a very special episode of the “Tyra Banks Show”
5. Hey, chillax, Bro
4. No number 4 – writer abducted by aliens
3. Too upset to talk after what happened to Pluto
2. Busy trying to confirm evidence of an A-Rod/Madonna sex video
1. Our leader isn’t as bright as their leader

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