The Tourist


After his day’s sightseeing, an American touring Spain
stopped at a local restaurant. While sipping his wine, he
noticed a sizzling, scrumptious-looking platter being served
at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was
wonderful.He asked the waiter, “What is that you just served?”

The waiter replied, ” Ah senor, you have excellent taste!
Those are bull’s balls from the bull fight this morning. A
delicacy!”

The American, though momentarily daunted when he learned
the origin of the dish said, “What the heck, I’m on vacation!
Bring me an order!”

The waiter replied, “I am so sorry senor. There is only one
serving a day, since there is only one bull fight each morning.
If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be
sure to serve you this delicacy!”

The next morning, the American returned and placed his
order. That evening, he was served the one and only special
delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the con-
tents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, “These are
much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!”

The waiter promptly replied, “Si, senor! Sometimes the
bull wins!”

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