The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
Police in Denver are getting ready for the Democratic Convention in Denver. They’re ordering the stun guns, the barbed wire, the plastic handcuffs . . . and that’s just for Bill Clinton’s room.
It’s day five of my Olympic boycott. But I’ve been watching it every night.
“Tropic Thunder” opens today. It makes fun of the war movies and all the actors that take themselves seriously. Some actors have even said to me, “You know Craig, making a movie is like going to war.” No, it’s not. It’s not even like a bitch slap.