Love vs Marriage


LOVE vs MARRIAGE!

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is “Don’t you think you’ve had enough!”

Conclusion:
“Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!”

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13 thoughts on “Love vs Marriage

  1. Love the conclusion piece! Yet, wouldn’t you agree that the love is the eye opener, and marriage is just a continuation of those eyes being opened?

    In this poem marriage does not sound like such a great thing. It’s most of what people don’t want, like the arguments, and trying to get away from children.

    I am reminded of a sonnet 130 (My Mistress Eyes) by Shakespeare, where he describes his love as being so imperfect. Yet, at the end of the poem he says, And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare.As any she belied with false compare.”

  2. Zero says:

    Though we all know someone whose marriage is still more like the love than marriage, we unfortunately know more whose marriages are like marriage as described above. Even worse, it is our marriage that is best described by the words above.

    …sigh

    Zero

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