One morning I was called to pick up my son
at the school nurse’s office.
When I walked through the main entrance,
I noticed a woman, curlers in her hair, wearing pajamas.
“Why are you dressed like that?” I asked her.
“I told my son,” she explained,
“that if he ever did anything to embarrass me,
I would embarrass him back.
He was caught cutting school.
So now I’ve come to spend the day with him!”