Spanish Words of the Day


SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WATER

My wife gets mad and I don’t even know water problem is!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BRIEF

My homie farted so bad, and I couldn’t brief .

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM

Yo, when all my familia gets in the car, there’s not mushroom.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CHICKEN

My girlfriend wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go by herself.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: LIVER & CHEESE

Some guy tried to sweet talk my woman. I told him, yo loco, liver alone, cheese mine.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JULY

Ju tol me ju were goin to the store and July to me! Julyer!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WAFER

I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market pero she didn’t wafer me!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HERPES

I had some cake to share with my wife, this is my piece this is herpes

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: TISSUE

I told you if you didn’t know how to do it, I could tissue.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HARASSMENT

My old lady caught me in bed wit my lover so I said harassment nothing to me!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CASHEW

I was running after you but I couldn’t cashew!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BISHOP

We went out to the club y mi vieja got drunk and fell down, so I had to pick the bishop.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JUICY

Hey man, I’m looking for Paco, tell me if juicy him!

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3 thoughts on “Spanish Words of the Day

  1. JAE says:

    This has become an every Thursday night event, for a group of us, as a replacement for golf (men’s day). Everyone brings one….but, we always start with yours. Thanks Minnesota

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