Here Piggy Piggy

Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: ‘Nice pigs, sir.’ The President replies ‘These are not pigs; these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi.’ The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, Excellent trade, sir.’