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Basically, in Simple English, this means I don’t claim ownership to anything that I post on here, I’m not that creative. If I have found content from another blog, website, etc., I will add a via link. If there isn’t a via link, I have no idea where the fuck I got it from..could be old stuff or Facebook or something. I give credit where credit is due. If it’s yours, let me know and I will credit you. Don’t get your panties in a bunch over it.

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