Leasing vs Purchasing


The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

This is Heather.

Heather Mills

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer’s call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!

This is Kristen.

Kristen

 

Had Paul McCartney ’employed’ Kristen for 5 years, he would’ve paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or ‘to do’ lists. Best of all, she leaves when you’re done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing/renting makes far more sense.
~thanks Gary!

 

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3 thoughts on “Leasing vs Purchasing

  1. This is a priceless comment. A little crude, but nonetheless funny.
    I am in a business where you do “rent it” and legally, just look into my website. You will not get in trouble with the law, a lot times you wife join in and she will love it, so what is not to like about it?
    I do believe in marriage, but this analogy is so true. It would be cheaper to just have for few hours 😉

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