The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather.
On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer’s call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!
This is Kristen.
Had Paul McCartney ’employed’ Kristen for 5 years, he would’ve paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).
Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or ‘to do’ lists. Best of all, she leaves when you’re done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.
Sometimes leasing/renting makes far more sense.
~thanks Gary!
Just Humor Me 
That is sooo true. He would have had so much more money to buy viagra…at his age…well ya know LOL
Reblogged this on Is it Me or is it Really Hot in Here? and commented:
#4 JHM post originally posted on 6/26/08
This is a priceless comment. A little crude, but nonetheless funny.
I am in a business where you do “rent it” and legally, just look into my website. You will not get in trouble with the law, a lot times you wife join in and she will love it, so what is not to like about it?
I do believe in marriage, but this analogy is so true. It would be cheaper to just have for few hours 😉